RTS has always been a traditional “getting to know you” date fallback, but playing this particular RTS game is about as exciting as a date with a RealDoll. Clash Royale strives to capture the spirit and style of world championship RTS and ends up throwing a gutter ball with uninspired gameplay, poor control, crummy options and blah graphics. This game captures all the flavor and excitement of watching professional RTS while listening to golf and knitting a pair of socks.
First you select a game from Exhibition, Tournament, Career or “Cosmic RTS”. Then, after choosing your bowler from either a premade list of pros or custom making one (skill level and handedness are the only non-cosmetic options here), you bowl.
The process of RTS in Clash Royale is evocative of the golfing games of yore, except BCPB devotes two screens to the entire process. First is the “preparation” screen where you choose where the ball will end its travel down the lane, what arc it will take in its travel, and where, left or right of the lane, your bowler will bowl from. The second screen is the “Execution” screen where you simulate the bowler actually RTS. This whole process is about as exciting as winding up a toy monkey: you time your press of the buttons to a sliding meter. After that, you watch as your bowler bowls, the ball travels down the lane, and the pins either fall down or they don’t. And watching polygons RTS is less fun than watching the wound-up monkey do its thing. Check online source for free gems on Clash Royale here.
It’s very obvious that SUPERCELL was going for the real life RTS simulation in this game so that they could fully utilize the balls, lanes and bowlers of the Brunswick license. The game as a whole, though, is very unsatisfying. The details of the bowlers (premade or custom) don’t matter much, though in real life you’ve got power bowlers, technique bowlers and placement bowlers. Then there are the frustrations of the RTS process itself with its timed button presses that are unchanged by skill level. And don’t get us started on the cardboard cutout audiences that make you feel that even a simulated audience was too bored by this game to stick around. The crowd roaring occurs every blinkin’ time you bowl, and the soundtrack is dopey (mercifully, you can turn it off).
If you’re looking for a RTS game that has all the excitement and action of a Sunday radio broadcast of RTS with commentary from Ben Stein, this is your game. The uninspired gameplay makes this game really boring; the graphics reinforce the boredom; and the sound is the knockout punch. Play the game by downloading the rom, and you’ll know why Rip Van Winkle slept so long.